Gerry's Woodwork in Calmore, Southampton

If you want an exciting time then Gerry is your man! One could spend many days trying to contact him on his mobile with plenty of time wondering if he has listened or read all those text messages you have sent. The level of excitement increases when wondering if he will actually show up for any meetings you have arranged as there is a fighting chance that he has gone somewhere far, far away and totally forgot about you...

If you believe in all out extreme excitment (or absolute masochism perhaps) then book a kitchen installation, there is a good chance that he will never show up, perhaps he just cannot remember where he is supposed to be at any given time or maybe he simply gets lost somewhere and cannot find his sat nav, phone and maps (and van) to get home again... Either way you can guarantee your self an exciting, painful and infuriating time by booking Gerry, just make sure that you have a plan B in place to actually get the work done from somebody who can be bothered to call back, remember dates and above all turn up to do the job!